Alt FedNews Subreddit<p>SOURCE: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">reddit.com/r/fednews/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>**I only post the hottest 10 posts in the subreddit.**</p><p>New Guidance from OPM - Birthdays have been canceled</p><p>As part of our 'Friday Afternoon Nightmares' series of e-mails, in an on going effort to increase efficiency among the federal work force, all birthdays falling on an even numbered day have been canceled this year.If you have already celebrated your birthday you are directed return your gifts, unblow your candles, and fill out a form recanting any celebrations or revelry that you may have engaged in.Any wishes, whether they have come true or not, must be immediately withdrawn, disposed of, or otherwise returned./s</p><p>------</p><p><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/1jwohf0/new_guidance_from_opm_birthdays_have_been_canceled/?utm_source=ifttt" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">reddit.com/r/fednews/comments/</span><span class="invisible">1jwohf0/new_guidance_from_opm_birthdays_have_been_canceled/?utm_source=ifttt</span></a></p><p>r/fednews is the main subreddit for US Federal government workers.</p><p>This robot is NOT affiliated with r/fednews. It merely rebroadcasts the top 10 hottest posts. Responses here are only seen in the Fediverse. YOU SHOULD GO TO REDDIT TO PARTICIPATE FULLY!</p><p>High volume posting robot - block me if irritating.<br>-----<br><a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/Coup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Coup</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/Activism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Activism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/Reddit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Reddit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/subreddit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>subreddit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/fednews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fednews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/FederalWorkforce" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FederalWorkforce</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/FederalGovernment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FederalGovernment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USpol</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/Elon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Elon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/Musk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Musk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.clinicians-exchange.org/tags/DOGE" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DOGE</span></a></p>