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#Grammar exploration for today.
While reviewing a document at work I encountered this phrase: "do's and don'ts"

The pedant in me wants this to be either "dos and don'ts" or "do's and don't's".

I'm not the only one this bothers. According to this well-researched page, all three are considered acceptable to different constituencies:

vocabulary.com/articles/wc/dos

I will therefore resist the urge to mark up the document with a correction for this phrase. 😉

Grammar annoyance from the past couple of days: worse vs. worst.

Worse [the comparative form of bad] is used to compare two things that are both bad/low quality.

“This event is worse than the last one.”

Worst [the superlative form of bad] is used to describe something that’s of the lowest possible quality.

“That was the worst event I’ve ever attended!”

Read recently: “It only got worst when the event was over.” 😖

Correct: “It only got worse when the event was over.”

After the boat race, one of my rowing coaches was saying on our WhatsApp how much he hates Oxford, but doesn’t know why. People started listing things:
“Marmalade”
“Brogues”
“Bags”

We should make a list, I said. “Marmalade, brogues, and bags”

Nothing. Not a single reaction.

Pearls before bloody swine. I ask you.

This piece makes the good point that "suspicion of the em dash also speaks to our mounting paranoia over automated communication" — we know there are people passing off AI crap as their own writing, and we want to be able to spot it. But the em dash "cannot be a reliable metric of AI reliance for the simple reason that it is a case of the software mimicking *human* writing patterns."

h/t @raganwald

rollingstone.com/culture/cultu

Extreme close-up of the end of a pencil resting on a blank sheet of white paper.
Rolling Stone · Are Em Dashes Really a Sign of AI Writing?By Miles Klee

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In a surprisingly insightful summary of a "DX Leadership Panel", I saw this nugget:

> People see that the survey matters and gets actioned on.

"gets actioned on" is some pretty nauseating corporate grammar. Where do people come up with this shit?

From: blenderdumbass . org

People often point out various grammatical errors in texts people write. As if having better attention to words makes the argument presented more or less valid. So I suppose I'm gonna rant about this.

Read or listen: blenderdumbass.org/articles/st

blenderdumbass . orgStupid Correct English

Random English language advice:

The phrase "My laptop was stolen a few weeks ago." and the phrase "I had my laptop stolen a few weeks ago." do not mean the same thing.

The second version implies that you were somehow involved in causing the act to occur, which is probably not what you intended to say.

Summary: Don't use "I had" (or variations of it) as a substitute for "was".

I'll go ahead and say it. Predictive typing is as advanced as just throwing spaghetti at a wall and seeing what sticks.

The typo in "hour” is mine. The suggestion to complete the sentence with "horseshoe” is Microsoft Outlook’s.

Even worse, I have "Check spelling as you type” and “Check grammar as you type" both turned on.