IRREGULAR ASSETS:

There is a shadow aphorism about who one should not cut deals with. I would just like to say that it applies to the fragging Seelie Court as well.

Thanks to the freelancers who got me out. I will reimburse you for all that damage to the train.

And an impulse piece, since I've been at work so long that I can't think straight. It's not bad, considering.

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Besitze zum ersten Mal in meinem Leben ein #shadowrun Regelwerk Erster Eindruck: bisschen cool, bisschen uff. #pnpde

IRREGULAR ASSETS:

Who arranges a drop in a stone circle? Tír weirdos, that’s who.

And one more daft bit of pinup art before I go to bed. Tomorrow we're scheduled a power cut for a few hours, so here's hoping that it really will be four hours and I won't end up back in the medieval era for 50 days.

And another bit of art featuring a character with a darker skin tone. I think I've come far enough to feel comfortable lighting in controlled environments like this one, which is essentially a photographic studio, but I'll have to practise a bit more before I'm any good at more candid scenes (as candid as they get in 3D Modelling, at least).

MEMO:

My executive assistant has sent me a postcard from their little work trip. It’s cute.

I have scanned it magically but require a complete spectrographic analysis and forensic verification before I take any action.

-L

IRREGULAR ASSETS:

After strenuous negotiations, I need to organize a team for a short-notice B&E against Eírann Tír Publishers. After some artwork and prototype skillsofts outside of Killarney. I have it on good authority that it is “weird” inside.

“Hiya Steve, thank you for having us on the podcast. I’m Wei, this is my wife Galadwen. We’ve just finished a job for Doniol, who are the largest union of Clowns, Stage Magicians and Children’s Entertainers in Wales.

“What’s that? No, no, they don’t have any clown strippers. I think they join Cwtch, the sex workers’ union.

“Anyway, as you know, the dimensional instability of the Gower means that Swansea has a problem with I.T.s, or Interdimensional Terrorclowns. As union, Doniol is taking action because their members have seen a 40% drop in bookings.

Doniol is one of our main employers – this one is our third I.T. clearance this week.
“We’ve also got a grant from the Council to find the source of the clowns and close it. It’s not safe for them either – they started coming through in the 1960s, in New England, and Swansea is just too much of a culture shock for most of them.

"It’s not uncommon for us to track a clown and find out they’ve been stabbed; in New England in the 60s if you turned into a big spider, you’d have an easy time, but kids in Swansea? Well, you’ve better really have a Nintendo Switch, that’s all I’m saying.

“Sorry? Oh, don’t worry about that. Gally’s just upset because this one started its hunting cycle. It happens sometimes – in the 60s they didn’t really have guns that could hurt I.T.s, so they don’t always take us seriously.

"Our boy here basically painted the bathroom in ectoplasmic menstrual blood, and we just had to run out of the house and chase him, so… we’ve got that to do when we get home. It wouldn’t be a problem, but my granny’s coming from Medan tomorrow, and Gally wanted to make a good impression.

“Don’t worry, babes, you’ve got an engineering degree, they already love you.”

Ich denk seit gestern verstärkt über #Shadowrun nach und bin wie immer fasziniert von Vision und Zeitlinie.
Lange hab ich gewitzelt, dass es in SR2 leichter war, an eine Pistole als an ein Handy zu kommen. Nach kurzer Recherche stellte sich raus, dass die gemeinte "Streetline Special" wohl eine Kaliber .22LR Pistole aus dem 3D-Drucker ist, die quasi vor Grundschulen verteilt wird. Das wiederum ist beängstigend on-spot.

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Made contact with my hosts. They even provided some entertainment with dinner. They assured me that the feeling of being stretched across time and mythic space is part of the show. #Shadowrun

"You almost killed me. Almost."

A bit of art I did after work yesterday. Not bad, given how much I ordinarily suck at art featuring characters with darker skin tones (Also, not my best, but passable, which is better than a lot of the stuff I've done which has never seen the light of day.

IRREGULAR ASSETS:

That was a close one.