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#fail

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cy
Another year of failing to grow any vegetables, and effectively starving without a supermarket. Another hour of pulling out buttercup and spreading their roots so more will sprout, pulling up bittercress and spreading its seeds shooting off like gunshots, and pulling up dandelions standing proud with empty seed heads, their hundreds of seeds long since dispersed all over the yard. I bought a tomato, but it's going to die because I'm too exhausted to plant it. I haven't even gotten close to the weed choked garden bed this year. :(

#depressed #gardening #fail #fml
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Alex@rtnVFRmedia Suffolk UK

D'oh! Not a good idea to do that in the middle of #Southend anyway, even less so when there's a fat copper in hi vis *immediately behind you* (even in a plain car the #Roads #Policing Unit #officers have to wear uniform to prove they are actual old bill and not some random walt who bought blue lights off Ebay). I guess he doesn't look in the rear mirror much..

The lad also failed a #drugs test so is likely to get a 1 year #driving ban

#Essex#UK#crime
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Wuzzy

I also LOVE the framing. "allowing foreign operatives". As if he just uncovered a grand conspiracy. 😂

BRO! #Wikipedia has been an #international project like forever. Of course there are non-US people writing. That's the point! The point of Wikipedia is to NOT be the mouthpiece of ANY nation.

He will be SHOCKED to learn the #Internet has websites NOT HOSTED IN THE UNITED STATES! 🤯

#FAIL#nationalism
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Jan

Freidrehende Bürokraten - vermutlich Beamte mit 30-Stunden Vollzeit und Dienst nach Vorschrift - verhindern Wärmewende 🤮. Wo bleibt eigentlich die „Kettensäge“, wenn sie wirklich gebraucht wird?

Wenn der Staat so handelt, braucht er sich nicht zu wundern, wenn sich die Bürger von ihm abwenden. So eine Verwaltung kann auch ersatzlos weg, der Nutzen wäre erheblich.

[€] abendblatt.de/hamburg/wirtscha

Hamburger Abendblatt · Heizen: Wie der Umstieg auf Wärmepumpe am Bezirk Altona scheitertBy Andreas Dey
#hamburg#warmewende#warmepumpe
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Alo Japan

alojapan.com/1256571/japanese- Japanese-language schools fail accreditation test #accreditation #Fail #Japan #JapanNews #Japanese #JapaneseLanguage #JapaneseNews #news #schools #test TOKYO — Japan has accredited just 22 Japanese-language schools that serve immigrants, the government said Wednesday, meaning 70% of the first wave of applicants were not approved under newly established standards. In April, Japan put in place an accreditation process for Japanese-language scho…

Japanese-language schools fail accreditation test
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Torrekua

Teknofrekuentzia: Akats txiki, kolpe handi: Teknologiaren zoritxarreko istorioak

antxetamedia.eus/behe-bidasoa/

«Batzuetan arazo tekniko batek sare oso bat eten dezake eta beste batzuetan, agure baten pala batek herrialde oso bat internetik gabe utz dezake. Teknologiaren munduan, akats txiki batek ondorio erraldoiak sor ditzake»

@bikonet
@antxetairratia

#Fail
#Ezagutza
#Teknofrekuentzia

Antxetamedia.eus · Akats txiki, kolpe handi: Teknologiaren zoritxarreko istorioakBy Aitor Errazkin
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