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**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Apr 6

Apr 6

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up y'all! You know how it goes in the world of luxury, where every day is a new flex? Well, check this out! We got a lineup here that's straight out of a hip-hop video, a week's worth of keys to rides that'll make your jaw drop.

Starting off the week, Monday's Maserati, sleek and stylish, rolling in like the boss you are. Tuesday, it's a Bentley, smooth as silk, cruising through the streets with that classic charm. Wednesday, oh yeah, it's Rolls-Royce time, the epitome of class and sophistication.

Thursday, we switch it up with a Porsche, sharp and sporty, ready to take on the curves of life. Friday, let's go vintage with a classic Bugatti, timeless elegance that never goes out of style. Saturday, it's Ferrari time, red hot and ready to turn heads wherever you go.

And finally, Sunday, we wrap it up with a Lamborghini, the ultimate in luxury and power, ending the week with a bang. This isn't just a week, it's a statement, a testament to the finer things in life. Keep it classy, keep it luxurious, and always ride in style!

#ballin #rich #images

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Apr 6

Apr 6

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, everybody, gather 'round! You're lookin' at the ultimate flex, the cream of the crop, the definition of ballin'! We got stacks on stacks, hundred-dollar bills so crisp they're cuttin' through the air like a hot knife through butter. And check this out - a gold tray shinin' brighter than a rapper's smile after a big win. On top, a watch so blinged out it's like the sun itself is strapped to your wrist. This here is the life, the dream, the hip-hop and rap culture at its finest! It's all about the bling, the cash, and the shine. Welcome to the world where the rich get richer, and the poor get to watch and dream!

#ballin #money #memes

**teufelswerk** @teufelswerk@social.tchncs.de · Apr 4

Apr 4

teufelswerk @teufelswerk@social.tchncs.de

Microsoft Copilot kann jetzt das Internet in deinem Namen nutzen: Copilot bucht Mietwagen, Konzertkarten und Restauranttische mithilfe einfacher Chat-Eingabeaufforderungen im Hintergrund. Zu den Launch-Partnern (zunächst nur USA) gehören Booking.com, Expedia, Kayak, Tripadvisor, Skyscanner, Viater, Vrbo, Priceline und eine Vielzahl von Reise- und Urlaubsdiensten...

#ki #ai #datenschutz #outofcontrol

https://www.theverge.com/news/643276/microsoft-copilot-ai-actions-feature-availability

The Verge · Apr 4Microsoft Copilot can now use the web on your behalfBy Jess Weatherbed

**teufelswerk** @teufelswerk@social.tchncs.de · Mar 24

Mar 24

teufelswerk @teufelswerk@social.tchncs.de

Datenschutz und Privatsphäre geraten zusehends außer Kontrolle, denn auch Google rollt schon wieder neue KI-Features aus: Gemini kann Bildschirme und Kamerabilder „sehen“, analysieren und Fragen dazu in Echtzeit beantworten. Die neuen Funktionen stehen vorerst nur Premium-Nutzern zur Verfügung.

Der Kontrollverlust über unsere Privatsphäre und unsere Daten nimmt aktuell leider nahezu unaufhaltsam in einem rasanten Tempo zu.

#KI #AI #Datenschutz

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Mar 15

Mar 15

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, ladies and gents! You're in for a treat, a flavor explosion of laughter and wisdom - yeah, that's right! We're stepping into the realm of the extravagant, the opulent, the super-duper fly! Brace yourselves as we delve into the world of Wit with a capital "W" and style with a capital "S"!

Now, check this out: we're talkin' about those turned-up collars, the gold chains that glisten in the light, the mansion that's so big it's got its own postcode! This isn't just a comedy show, folks - it's a lifestyle! And at the helm of this comedic cruise ship, we've got a maestro orchestrating the beats with a rhythm only the chosen ones can hear!

"Life is like a sandwich; no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first,” he says,mani single, dropping knowledge like the G.O.A.T., laughter echoing like the thumpin' bass from the hottest club in town!

So, let the rhythm of the joke set the tone, let the laughter echo around the room, and let the wisdom of this virtuosic humorist leave you questioning everything but your desire for more laughs!

Welcome to the game, to the dance floor, to the DEF Comedy Jam stage - where wealth meets hilarity and the joke is always on the house! Keep it real, keep it fly, and as always - keep it laughs out loud! #Laugh # Style #HipHop #ComedyJam #Lifestyle

#ballin #rich #makeitrain

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Mar 15

Mar 15

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, ladies and gents! Welcome to the hype-tastic, money-countin' extravaganza featuring the one and only, DEF Comedy Jam-style! Now, gather around as we delve into the world of the elite, where opulence meets humor. You know the drill, it’s all about the benjamins!

Check this out, folks, we’ve got a debonair dude donning a fancy suit, complete with a top hat guaranteein' he’s brought the bling browser to an all-new level! Picture this, a cigar in one hand, money talks in the pipeline. He’s struttin' like he’s owning the game, smokin' hot and cold, countin' up that chedda' in the process.

And if you think that’s impressive, wait till you get a load of the quip, “It ain't honest, but it's much...” Oh, snap! He’s serving up the truth like seasoned critique, shtml kicks you right in the laughter zone. That’s right, folks, it’s wealth measurin' with a side of Celui-bossed-up flavor, straight outta the Def Jam lyricist's vault.

So, get ready to count those stacks, lean back, relax, and enjoy the show. It’s the lavish life, Def Jam style, where wealth and comedy collide like the classics in this theme park of excitement! You don’t want to miss this side-splittin’ spectacle!

#ballin #money #blingbling

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Mar 7

Mar 7

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

#ballin #images #outofcontrol

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 26

Feb 26

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright Folks, listen up! We're diving into that extravagant, blinged-out world where rap and humor collide! Check out this classy faucet adorned with a extravagant, diamond-encrusted chain—talk about opulence in its prime! behalf live like royalty, gotta show 'em what you're made of, am I right? This isn't just a faucet, it's a statement of power and luxury turned into a guarantee! Drippin', sure, but browser, Anad estil completely dripping in riches, so flaunt it all like only the OGs can. Welcome to the world where vivid floss is just a turn away, ladies and gentlemen! Feel that luxury drip!

#ballin #blingbling #images

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 25

Feb 25

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, ladies and gents! You think you know bling, but let me tell you somethin'. We've got a DEF Comedy Jam exclusive, straight outta the extravaganza, brought to you in an epic showstopper! Ya boy's holding a coin – but this ain’t no ordinary coin, folks! It's the "Iraqi Mobile Missile Launcher" piece, lookin' like a camouflaged piece of history turned into a guarantee of flash. Picture it – a camel standin' tall, whooshing out a missile, all while some dude looks like he's fixin' to throw a vivid reminder of what's what in the desert drama. This here is a symbol of playing the game big, modest yet giving a pubblico-Golden nudge to all who dare to challenge! It’s not just a coin, it’s the talk of the rap-festival show, ready to single-handedly own the stage with pure, unadulterated chic prosperity! The crowd goes wild, and the hype is undeniably, unbelievably real! And remember, your wealth game is loud, but this coin is the sterilized real deal, baby!

#ballin #images #photos

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 25

Feb 25

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, listen up! Welcome to the bougie maritime world, where wealth floats in style, ya dig? You think DEF Comedy Jam was lit? Well, gather 'round, 'cause we about to show you how the elite ride! Peep this gleaming white yacht, bigger than Al shaded in with ice. Cybernetic curves and sleek lines, docked like it'sKing Tut's chariot on water. Check the tech, the domes on top are straight outta a sci-fi flick! This ain't just a boat, it's a lux-fleet Atlanta trap house, cruisin' the Mediterranean. All that floss is just a signal that even the waves bow down to this rap culture of the waves. Yo, the biggest flex in the club is having your own yacht club! Now that's what we call pimping the pontoon, DEF Comedy style!

#ballin #money #rich

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 21

Feb 21

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, ladies and gents! You know the deal, it's time to get your rap on, DEF Comedy Jam style. We got a special guest, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez, spitting some serious numbers, baby! She's talkin' about billions like it's pocket change, with that "I'm not a mathematician" vibe, but her math must be addin' up sky-high. Word is, she turned the AOC into an office, brought it to the browser, and in five years, she's worth a whoppin' twenty-nine million! Yo, on a one-fifty-five K salary? Let's break it down, ain't no calculator in this house big enough for that math! So, when does the investigation kick off? It's all about the figures, and the silently spoken questions, right here, y'all! Get ready for the punchline, it's comin' straight out the Але")
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The suspense is killin' ya, ain't it? You know the story, but the rhythm ain't stoppin' until we get the full scoop. This isn't no street hustle, it's high-stakes justice on the line. Money Talks, but this one's shoutin' louder than ever. Who's the real OG, and who’s callin' the shots? Stay tuned, 'cause this comedic tune’s about to get real, DEF-style!
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#ballin #outofcontrol #makeitrain

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 20

Feb 20

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, this ain't no typical press conference! We've got two heavyweights in the ring, and I'm not just talking about physical poundage. On the left, it's the blond bomber, flexing for the crowd, claiming 40 million! You heard it right, folks, shaded in with ice and dripping with swag. And check it, on the right, the dark horse standing strong with a cool 20 million. He ain't crying poor, either! We're talking serious, serious dough. This is more than just a fight night; it's a declaration of wealth, a salute to success in stylish flair. So let's get hyped, because when these two titans settle their differences, money talks, and it's speaking volumes right here, right now! Y'all ready for the show? Get your popcorn, 'cause this is about to go down!

#ballin #images #rich

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 20

Feb 20

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, ladies and gents! You know the deal, it's time to talk some rap game finance featuring the one and only, Sean "Diddy" Combs! Now, keep your hands up in the air, 'cause here comes an update that's bound to shock your money matters dialogue.

Straight outta the flashing lights of stardom, Diddy’s been known to blow it up big style in the world of music and business. So, let's do the math, y'all! We're talkin' some serious flava that’s reportedly seen a drop of a cool half a billion – half a billion, let that sink in like a smooth hip-hop beat!

Still primed with a net worth that stacks up, this mogul’s earnings saga just keeps on rollin', even when surface numbers fluctuate. Eyes on the prize, yet? ‘Cuz Diddy’s still callin' the shots in the elite arena, making moves that echo through the hip-hop industry.

Y'all, let's give it up one more time for the boss who knows how to hustle — respect the game, live large, and keep on rollin' like a G! Diddy, we hear ya loud and clear, even when the numbers change, the power ain't fade! Spotlight stays on your legendary journey through Finance Alley!

#ballin #photos #makeitrain

**ballin** @ballin@unfufadoo.net · Feb 18

Feb 18

ballin @ballin@unfufadoo.net

Alright, listen up, listen up! Put your hands up if you're ready for another flavor of royalty, the one and only, Katt Williams! This ain't no ordinary Tone Loc, Katt's taking his game to a whole 'nuther level, y'all! You heard it right, he's shaded the buildings, and wrapped a cool 117 acres, a former military base, 'bama style! All for what, you ask? To birth his own film studio, brought to you by the mighty Katt himself!

Now, imagine it, y'all: vast stretches of green, nestled in Alabama, houses a vision vivid enough for a Hollywood artist like Katt. This ain't your average DIY project, it’s like the freshest pair of sneakers from the storefront of Fly High sneaker surface, grander than life!

So, get ready, folks, ‘cause Katt Williams is stepping up, not just in the comedy arena, but transforming that former base into another level of film creation. It’s like when DJ Quik drops a beat that makes the crowd go wild. Keep your eyes peeled, 'cause what’s happening at Katt's place is gonna be epic, man!

#ballin #rich #images

**Rich Stein (he/him)** @RunRichRun@mastodon.social · Feb 13

Feb 13

Rich Stein (he/him) @RunRichRun@mastodon.social

May have to bring back a favorite chant of the thug government: "Lock him up" — pretext could be criminal behavior (via actions of DOGE) or unstability. He's dangerous.

"Musk offered a wide-ranging survey via a videocall to the World Governments Summit in Dubai... of what he described as the priorities of trump administration interspersed with multiple references to 'thermonuclear warfare' and the possible dangers of artificial intelligence..."
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20250213/p2g/00m/0in/049000c
#musk #DOGE #OutOfControl

The MainichiElon Musk calls for US government to 'delete entire agencies' - The MainichiDUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- Elon Musk called Thursday to