What if there is an afterlife but it's not eternal, you just get back all the time you spent in mortality looking for your keys, your wallet, your phone, your shoes, your glasses, etc.

Wenn "Klima vor 8" mehr Klimaberichterstattung in der Primetime fordert, fragen sich #ÖRR-Journalisten vermutlich, woher man denn den Inhalt für diesen vielen Sendeplatz nehmen soll, wenn doch neue Wasserstoff-Bus-Pilotprojekte nur alle paar Monate mal eingeweiht werden.

Real Monster Fucker Hours! New #ZeldaZoneArt from @glassgoblin.bsky.social !!
It came out great! Look who's a proud Monster Fucker (it's me)
https://zelda.zone/fan-art/commission-zeldas-monster-fucker-permit/

If you make fan art of my character please email me so I know and let me know if I can post it on zelda.zone!

This is a real product #shitpost

I would consider paying for a #socialmedia app with a local #machinelearning model that can be trained to filter out #spam posts and #bot accounts.

Model features other than the post contents are number of followers, following, posts..

I'm seeing a lot of one sentence posts with a URL from accounts with 0 followers, 0 following and .... 0 posts ( how can this be?)

NOBODY WANTS #AI JUST GIVE UP ALREADY

"The Salty Thirsties"
- a condition one acquires upon leaving after a meal at Applebee's, Chili's or TGI Friday's
(sorry for the redundancy I realize these are the same restaurant)
#shitpost

#Konklave, jetzt nicht nur im Kino.
#papst #shitpost

"Bei der Party gestern hatte ich richtig tolle Ideen, aber die kann ich irgendwie alle nicht umsetzen."

"Tja, da war wohl der Punsch Vater des Gedankens."

#RealistischeSprichwörter
#Shitpost

THIS is just #absurd...

It's pollen season, or as I call it:

treese.cx

From the chat sharing war plans around again

I’m gonna text you till the end

100% pure OPSEC

https://song.link/i/1434891881

Happy Easter!
#shitpost #meme #chicktract #Easter

Unfortunately, due to recent circumstances:

*Explodes*

Nyayn Rand #shitpost #meme #catgirl

If you want a glass of lemonade, but only see remoulade on the menu, don't do it.

"Mostly the same constituent atoms, similar spelling" is not enough.

PS - don't get SARS-CoV-2 either.