The phrase I'm stopping myself from saying most often..
"Why are prices so high?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why can't I get someone who speaks English when I call tech support?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why is our national debt so ridiculous?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why are people being laid off and their #jobs sent overseas?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why isn't it possible to have a #career any longer? Why is everything #GigWork?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why can't anyone afford #housing these days?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why are all these homeless people camped in my city?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why are #undocumented Mexican workers being hired instead of Americans?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why do we have such awful #PoliticalPolarization ?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why isn't the weather normal anymore?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why don't we give adequate care to our veterans?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why are my medication prices so high?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why is my healthcare so expensive, with so few doctors available in my area?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why do I pay $3.50 every time I withdraw cash from an ATM?" - Because you vote Republican
"Why is #college #tuition so expensive?" - Because you vote #Republican (OK, also some other reasons, but heavily the Republican thing)
"Why are people giving me the stink eye in the grocery store?" - I think you know.
