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New York state resident finds complete mastodon jaw beneath lawn 
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/dec/18/mastodon-jaw-found-new-york?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
@pvonhellermannn @girlonthenet just in time for the US release of mastodon merch
@pvonhellermannn is the jaw federated yet? #mastodon
#FBPE 
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This twt about a mastodon jaw found beneath a New York lawn gets a mandatory Mastodon boost from me!
@pvonhellermannn I hope #johnmastodon is lining up to buy this item
@pvonhellermannn all hail to the mastodon! 
Was that the result of a pull request? The whole jaw got pulled instead of just a tooth? Ouch.
/me prefers #MergeRequest s
@pvonhellermannn imagine if they found blue sky under their lawn!
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I hope the person who discovered it will entertain the thought of donating it to the #JohnMastodon Museum of Arts and Sciences!
@pvonhellermannn the mastodon jaw is just one aspect of the larger fossilverse
#Drones put it there to confuse the educated class. Or so said my neighbor who might be smarter than a 5th grader. But not quite as smart as a 6th grader.
@pvonhellermannn federating the underground!
@pvonhellermannn "on #Mastodon, jawdropping News went Viral"