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Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <p>🥥 3/4<br>Years after the original airing of The Simpsons, S4, E17, during the Covid lockdown, Eye watched all the episodes of all the seasons of the show.<br>For some reason, Abe Simpson's rant about boring people with pointless meandering stories stuck with me in a way that nothing else about this cartoon series did.<br>🥥<br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Dementia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Dementia</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GrandpaSimpson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GrandpaSimpson</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Onions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Onions</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Nickles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nickles</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Bees" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bees</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Quarters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Quarters</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GreatSpeaches" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GreatSpeaches</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuckersBalls</span></a></p>
Tuckers Nuts Resist! 🇺🇦 <p>🥥 2/4<br>"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ’em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. <br>"Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."<br>--The Simpsons, Season 4, Episode 17<br>🥥<br><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TheSimpsons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheSimpsons</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GrandpaSimpson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GrandpaSimpson</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Onions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Onions</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Shelbyville" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shelbyville</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/TuckersBalls" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TuckersBalls</span></a></p>
Father Enoch<p>This afternoon I was getting <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/takeout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>takeout</span></a> at a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/drivethrough" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>drivethrough</span></a>. I was asked if I wanted a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/bag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bag</span></a> for my order and declined. </p><p>At the window. after paying, I was given my meal on a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/TRAY" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TRAY</span></a>. A metal (or plastic colored to look like metal) tray , I kid you not. </p><p>And before anyone tells me I sound like <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/HankHill" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HankHill</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Yellingatclouds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Yellingatclouds</span></a>, I KNOW I sound like Hank Hill (or <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/GrandpaSimpson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GrandpaSimpson</span></a>). But I can't be the only one who sees a flaw in ditching paper bags, only to replace them with plastic or metal trays. </p><p>Can I?</p>
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