Charming Malcontent<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThoseAboutToDie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThoseAboutToDie</span></a> an unbelievably dull, turgid brain-fog of a show - on <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JeffBozos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JeffBozos</span></a>' <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Amazon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amazon</span></a> (not) <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Prime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prime</span></a> - with CGI that looks like it's been rendered on a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Windows95" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Windows95</span></a> machine. Angry young men stomping around sawdust festooned stables waffling on about fixing chariot races. The only remotely interesting thing about this <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/InCel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>InCel</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CircleJerk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CircleJerk</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RomanEmpirePorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RomanEmpirePorn</span></a> is all of the 20 something male <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MAGAts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MAGAts</span></a> who have rated it highly on the never-loved-a-girl "basement critic" platform called <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RottenTomatoes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RottenTomatoes</span></a></p>