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Ekkehard von Weiher<p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>USA</span></a> Das hat&#39;s noch nie gegeben : <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Trump</span></a> not <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>amused</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/BREAKING" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>BREAKING</span></a> !! <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>US</span></a>-Präsident beschimpft im <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Oval" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Oval</span></a>-Office<br />vor laufenden <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Fernsehkameras" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Fernsehkameras</span></a> den <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Pr%C3%A4sidenten" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Präsidenten</span></a> <br />eines <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/anderen" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>anderen</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Landes" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Landes</span></a> und <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/wirft" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>wirft</span></a> ihn im <br />Anschluss aus dem <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Wei%C3%9Fen" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Weißen</span></a>-Haus<br /><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Selenskyi" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Selenskyi</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Ukraine</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/WW3" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>WW3</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.tagesschau.de/ausland/amerika/eklat-trump-selenskyj-100.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">tagesschau.de/ausland/amerika/</span><span class="invisible">eklat-trump-selenskyj-100.html</span></a></p>
Ekkehard von Weiher<p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Donald" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Donald</span></a> is not <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>amused</span></a> 😱 </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Werbespot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Werbespot</span></a> für <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Kamala" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Kamala</span></a> 🇺🇸 :</p><p>It&#39;s <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Time" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Time</span></a> to <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Be" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Be</span></a> a <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Man" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Man</span></a><br />And <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Vote" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Vote</span></a> for a <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/Woman" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Woman</span></a> 👍<br /><a href="https://www.comicsands.com/sam-elliott-harris-f-bomb-2669264489.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">comicsands.com/sam-elliott-har</span><span class="invisible">ris-f-bomb-2669264489.html</span></a></p>
Andre Louis<p>I just had an amusing moment with a barcode. I used <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/SeeingAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SeeingAI</span></a> to scan a bottle and got: ‘Vauxhall Vectra B Sxi Drivers Side Front Door Catch Lock 1999-2002’ when it should have been: ‘Nivea Men Sensitive Protect Antiperspirant Deodorant Roll On 50ML’ <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a></p>
Mark Whybird Fediverse Chicken<p>Dear <a href="https://aus.social/tags/Brisbane" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Brisbane</span></a> - why does this button exist?</p><p><a href="https://aus.social/tags/puzzled" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>puzzled</span></a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>amused</span></a> lol</p>
Changeling<p><a href="https://mastodon.starshipchangeling.net/tags/Society" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Society</span></a>: The game where it’s against the rules to pick someone’s nose but it’s okay to pick someone’s brain if they give permission first. <a href="https://mastodon.starshipchangeling.net/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>amused</span></a></p>
Andre Louis<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://dragonscave.space/@jaybird110127" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>jaybird110127</span></a></span> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a>. Thanks for that.</p>
Kayla Sturgill<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://dragonscave.space/@datajake1999" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>datajake1999</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://dragonscave.space/@MutedTrampet" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>MutedTrampet</span></a></span> you guys are so silly! <a href="https://mastodon.chrisduffley.com/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a></p>
Mother Suspiria :autism:<p>It's always fun to come on here the day after a "Drive-In watch along" thing happens because it's like visiting an alien world where everyone speaks random nonsensical gibberish and I'm a detective trying to solve a mystery 😂</p><p><a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/whut" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>whut</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/joebobbriggs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>joebobbriggs</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/IAmADetectiveDetecting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IAmADetectiveDetecting</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/horror" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>horror</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/HorrorFam" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HorrorFam</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/GenerallyConfused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GenerallyConfused</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funny</span></a> <a href="https://social.horrorhub.club/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>amused</span></a></p>
K.J.Heritage<p>I can honestly keep myself <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>amused</span></a> all day listening to the vast amounts of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crap" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crap</span></a> going on inside my head… <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GOODNIGHT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>GOODNIGHT</span></a>!</p>
meganisalanis<p><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Amusing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amusing</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a><br>I watched an episode of a programme about young children in <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Japan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Japan</span></a> going out to do errands and the young person had those squeaky shoes on. The faster they went, the faster the squeaks 😁.<br>I was reminded of this after walking through the dewey grass just now and then hearing my own shoes squelching similarly 😂🤣<br><a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Walkies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Walkies</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/DogsofMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DogsofMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Rabbits" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Rabbits</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/Walks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Walks</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.nz/tags/MyHappyPlace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MyHappyPlace</span></a></p>
EmmaDingle<p>There's a little plastic rink on our little high street.</p><p>The only ones not stacking it are the kids on the penguin push along seats and the parents stomping around in trainers 🤣</p><p>I normally recoil in shock when people fall over, but this is so daft - there's literally no grip, the skates can't cut into it like ice, so they're essentially challenging physics to a duel.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/IceRink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IceRink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/PlasticRink" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PlasticRink</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/IceSkating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>IceSkating</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Pratfall" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pratfall</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/OopsyDaisy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>OopsyDaisy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Winter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Winter</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/UK" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UK</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Gravity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gravity</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Skating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Skating</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a></p>
EmmaDingle<p>I'm going be entertained by ChatGPT for a good while yet.</p><p>This is so unintentionally hilarious, it made me catch my breath 🤣🤣🤣😂</p><p>Yes I know there's a typo by me in the first one - keeping it real</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/ChatGPT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChatGPT</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Hilarious" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Hilarious</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Welsh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Welsh</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Wales" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Wales</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/AI" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AI</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/MachineLearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MachineLearning</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Daft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Daft</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Whimsy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Whimsy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/HappyAccident" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HappyAccident</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/LOL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LOL</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Tweet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tweet</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/SocialMedia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SocialMedia</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Copywriting" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Copywriting</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Copywriter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Copywriter</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Odyssey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Odyssey</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Homer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Homer</span></a></p>
EmmaDingle<p>Captcha </p><p>"Completely Automated Public Turing Test to Tell Computers and Humans Apart"</p><p>Which is all well and good, until the systems using machine learning evolve to the point where they generate impossible ones to keep humans out of everything for security reasons.</p><p>Having determined that the weakest link in any system is usually people, it's logical to keep them away from everything, right?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/security" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>security</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/MachineLearning" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MachineLearning</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/ThoughtExperiment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThoughtExperiment</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Captcha" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Captcha</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Humans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humans</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Automation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Automation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Future" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Future</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Surreal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Surreal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.me.uk/tags/Amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Amused</span></a></p>
staja 🎶😘<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://dragonscave.space/@ANGELGIRL1976" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>ANGELGIRL1976</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://dragonscave.space/@johnl1129" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>johnl1129</span></a></span> i fail, i tried to ask you about 4 1 1, and i posted it instead of asking here, wtf, that made me laugh. <a href="https://dragonscave.space/tags/amused" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>amused</span></a>. the ssmallest things amuse me... Here's what i was gonna ask, 4 11? or are you information, 411?</p>
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