On Kristen's great Website please click,
Though some naughty limericks are sick,
Which you might disdain,
There's some sweet and plain,
And others that cut to the quick

#jokes #limerick #funny

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 5h

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Canadian Pacific: When it absolutely positively has to be there within a week or so.

Six nunspotting points.

nun being wheeled by medics in front of canadian pacific steamships sign with another nun looking on in the background

#nunspotting #history #humor

**Andy** @AGT@mastodon.scot · 7h

Andy @AGT@mastodon.scot

Never be afraid to try; remember: amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. Anonymous

#inspiration #Quotes #Witty

**Absolute Memery** @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net · 7h

Absolute Memery @AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net

Shout out to all the artists, writers and comedians stuck in service industry jobs who still manage to find ways to express themselves.
#Olive #Olives #NoOlive #NoOlives #Burrito #Burritos.

#Meme #Memes #Humour

**gee Ⓐ⚑** @gee@framapiaf.org · 8h

gee Ⓐ⚑ @gee@framapiaf.org

Nudité cartoon (La Chaîne Météore)

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 8h

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2025/04/14

#Humour #Cartoon]

Pig asks Rat, "Do you ever get the feeling that something really bad is about to happen and we're all gonna have to escape?" Rat replies, "Yeah, I do. But we should ask Wise Ass about that. He's usually pretty calm and clearheaded." So, Pig makes his way to the Wise Ass on the Hill but when he gets to the summit of the hill, all that's there is a sign that reads, "FLED". Pig returns to Rat and tells him, "I've got some bad news."

**Khurram Wadee** @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk · 8h

Khurram Wadee @mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson on GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2025/04/14

Calvin is in the bath, with all sorts of paraphernalia, like a snorkel, beachball, sand bucket. He is also holding an umbrella with the shower raining water down on it. His mother has come in to the bathroom and says, "Let's draw the line at the umbrella."

#Humour #Cartoon

**TwoOfUs** @OurParadise@social.tchncs.de · 9h *

9h *

TwoOfUs @OurParadise@social.tchncs.de

@fotovorschlag.de
#FotoVorschlag 'Spielzeug'
Pool mit Palme
inklusive einer rettenden Insel, falls jemand zu weit raus schwimmt

Mit freundlicher Unterstützung von @altbot
#pool #swimming #humor #humour

Das Bild zeigt einen blauen, runden Kinder-Pool mit drei aufgeblasenen hellblauen Ringen, der auf einem gepflasterten Boden steht. Der Pool enthält Wasser, etwas links seitlich ist eine Insel aus Sand. Über dem pool sind einige grüne Blätter zu sehen, die auf einen Baum oder eine Pflanze hinweisen. Der Boden besteht aus gepflasterten Steinen, und ein Teil des Asphaltes ist ebenfalls sichtbar.

Bereitgestellt von @altbot, privat und lokal generiert mit Ovis2-8B

🌱 Energieverbrauch: 0.167 Wh

**matiu bidule** @matiu_bidule@mamot.fr · 9h

matiu bidule @matiu_bidule@mamot.fr

Vu du Royaume-Uni. “Sacré Graal” a 50 ans, et c’est toujours le “film le plus drôle du monde”

https://www.courrierinternational.com/article/sacre-graal-a-50-ans-et-c-est-toujours-le-film-le-plus-drole-du-monde_229784

Pour faire simple : oui.

#Cinema
#Humour
#NonSens
#MontyPython
#SacréGraal
#TheKnightsWhSayNi

Courrier International · 16h“Sacré Graal” a 50 ans, et c’est toujours le “film le plus drôle du monde”By Maxime Bourdier

**Jester** @Jester@mstdn.social · 10h

10h

Jester @Jester@mstdn.social

Way back in the nineteen oh twos
Mama Bertha was drawing the queues
With her songs about life
Bringing trouble and strife;
She was known as the Bertha the Blues

#jokes #limerick #funny